Bottled in Extreme Clarity

… FaceBook Fight Club

A: hey you…
cat: i think i missed a lot
A: regarding the fight…
cat: hmmmmm
A: how many points do you have?
A: you need to take out Shirly and Mark D
cat: LOL
A: no no.. 2.9 is your street credit
cat: i have $12 left only!
A: its whats in you rpiggy bank that counts
A: ahaaa
cat: not enough lar
cat: can destroy M…but not shirly (mwahaha)
A: hmm you could fightpoke virgins and earn cash
cat: huh?
cat: how?
cat: LOL
A: let me show you
cat: lmao

*after a bit*

A: click fightpoke and then you should be able to chose fightpoke virgins
cat: u mean get new people in to fight???
cat: WOMAN!
A: no no no
A: *evil grin*
cat: omg
A: do you have text stating “What?!? $12?!? Earn some cash by FightPoking Virgins! You can use the money to hit your opponents in fights! ”
cat: TSK!!!

*and then*

cat: lemme see

* and then later on*

cat: D slapped me earlier!
A: see! They are evil!!!
cat: the same as when u slapped me HUH
A: yeah… sorry.. I needed the extra points
A: so did you get the text like earlier one?
cat: no…

*looked around some more*

cat: oh wait
cat: there ARE virgins
A: AHA!
cat: AHA!
A: so.. shoot
A: I can’t fightpoke any more virgins

*proceeded to throw a funky banana, moon at and hv light saber duel with three “virgins” with the apologetic note, Sorry, I Need The Points*

cat: ok i got $22 now.
cat: enough?
A: get more
A: I think 20 only takes two points out
A: so if you can take Shirley out its best

*BOMBS AWAY ON SHIRLY!!!! She depletes by 2 points with ONE more remaining!!!*
And then………..!!

cat: i cant fightpoke any more virgins
cat: what in the world!!
A: what what?
A: you lost your points?
cat: still have
cat: but no more choice of virgins
cat: sigh
A: ah… just take shirley out if you can
A: you can poke more virgins tmr
A: or later today

*general depleted feeling of sudden potong stim…*